So there is this place called Bent Bike in Lynnwood WA.
I walk in yesterday
and I'm staring down the barrel of a 71' Triumph Tiger 650
Birth year bike
2K$
not too bad.
I would of course immediately pull the engine to rebuild and then slam it into a hard frame for a nice cool Bobber.
So I'm broke as a joke, you all see that motorcycle fund pay pal button, anything to get me that bike, slave for a week, sure.
Father your children, I would have to run by the wife, it would most likely have to be artificial insemination.
But at the least I would eventually pay everyone back, and if your not on the otherside of the world I'll even take you for a ride when it's done.
Yup I have been forced to begging, I have been partially aroused since I saw this bike yesterday.
How could you possibly deny this handsome young man his dream?
Or deny this dear beautiful child the chance to ride on her Fathers Triumph Bobber?
I walk in yesterday
and I'm staring down the barrel of a 71' Triumph Tiger 650
Birth year bike
2K$
not too bad.
I would of course immediately pull the engine to rebuild and then slam it into a hard frame for a nice cool Bobber.
So I'm broke as a joke, you all see that motorcycle fund pay pal button, anything to get me that bike, slave for a week, sure.
Father your children, I would have to run by the wife, it would most likely have to be artificial insemination.
But at the least I would eventually pay everyone back, and if your not on the otherside of the world I'll even take you for a ride when it's done.
Yup I have been forced to begging, I have been partially aroused since I saw this bike yesterday.
How could you possibly deny this handsome young man his dream?
Or deny this dear beautiful child the chance to ride on her Fathers Triumph Bobber?
3 comments:
Hey man hows the Enfield holding up this winter?
O man! Play the lottery my friend!
BTW have a merry one and a better 2009
;->
I sure wish I could help.
My current status (unemployed) has it that I'm barely able to get by. For now. Good luck...it's always fun to dream.
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